cat fight!

so nero jumps on my bed and sits on my favourite scarf, sinks his teeth in and starts sucking like there's no tomorrow. Elsa was sitting on the floor, looking up expectantly. since i dislike nero, i snatch my scarf from his mouth and push him off the bed, making room for elsa. as soon as elsa sits comfortably and i turn my back, i suddenly hear:

THUD

"MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRR!"
"HISSS! HISS! HISS!"
"GROWWWWWWWWWWWLLL!"

to which i reply:

"You stupid cats, stop fighting on my fucking bed before you maim me and each other!"

Both cats give a stupid look at me and then at each other. Nero saunters off the bed and Elsa falls asleep.

Order is restored.