2moro, another morning at the new medical ward

i have been assignmed to a new medical ward. its been ok so far, the nursing officer is nice and really stands up for student rights...quite a switch.

however, i dunno whats up with the patients but they shit way too much. and they are all over 70. here is thursday's experience:

Me: hi cindy! would you like me to help u wash?
Cindy: yes, yes. i made plop plop!
Me: oh that is no problem! we all have to do at some point during the day!

So I washed cindy's face and then i withdrew her bed sheet. there was shit from her shoulders down to her toes. how the hell did she manage that? did she somesault in her own dung after she produced it? did she use it as some kind of body scrub?

Move over nancy drew, nurse pica is out and about. such are the mysteries that plague my existance.