Funny joke

A black guy and his wife are invited to a fancy dress party. He tells his wife to go and look for the costumes.
That night, when he gets back from work, he finds on the bed a SUPERMAN costume.Shouting, he says to his wife: "What the f##k is this? When have you ever seen a black SUPERMAN ?"
The wife is upset and goes back to the shop to exchange it. When the husband arrives, on the bed he sees a BATMAN costume and he shouts:"You are mad woman. When have you seen a black BATMAN ? Go and change it for something better."The wife is now very annoyed, she returns the costume and buys various things. On the bed she places 3 white buttons, a white belt and a wooden pole. When the husband returns and finds the objects on the bed, he says to his wife: "Whats this ?"

The wife responds: " Its so that you can choose your costume: if you take off your clothes and stick the buttons to your body you can go as a Domino. If you don't like that, you can wear the white belt and go as an Oreo biscuit, if your still not happy you can stick the pole up your a**e and go as a MAGNUM"